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Expiration dates on canned foods are not there by law and greatly understate how long a canned product will last. They're mostly there because companies hope that you'll throw older product out to buy more.
Al Capone came up with the idea of expiration dates on milk bottles while trying to find a legal way to fund his grand lifestyle once the prohibition era was over

What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?“Do not consume if seal is broken.”

At the stroke of midnight, Neil wept softly, cradling the sour cream as it expired