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What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta
What do you call a fake noodle?An impasta

[Husband buys wife a beautiful diamond ring for Hanukkah] Wife: I asked for a jeep, but this is far better. Husband: "A jeep? Where would I find a fake Jeep"?
What do you call fake potatoes?Imitaters
Fake is an event that occurs every four years in the United States; hence, by extension, anything popular.

