media, n.All

The Media is worse than an enemy — The enemy can only take your life. The media will steal your honor.

The Media is intellectual artillery bombarding us, making impossible the inward detachment that is required for a clear view of the fact that under a pure democratic disguise, the object's sense of freedom is actually flattered by the most thorough-going enslavement that has ever existed.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Media is any technological extensions of some human facultypsychic or physical.

The Media is not a conspiracy to dull the political sense of the people but rather a conspiracy to disguise the extent of political indifference.

Media is any technological extension of the body. It is anything that amplifies or intensifies a bodily organ, sense or function.

Media is that which forms the basis for our contemporary experience and understanding and, as such, 'determines our situation'.

The Media is a group that ought to be embarrassed and humiliated and keep their mouth shut and just listen for a while.

The Media is a horde of ignorant, self-complacent simpletons who failed at ditching and shoemaking and fetched up in journalism on their way to the poorhouse.