fruit, n.All

Fruit is a plant's womb

A Fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.

Fruit is candy with more bugs

A Fruit is a vegetable with looks and money, and if it rots it turns into wine, something that vegetables like brussel sprouts never do.

Fruit is a flower that does more stuff

Fruit is a vegetable with looks and money.

Fruit is candy that grows on trees and plants.

Fruit is candy with an annoying wrapper and a short shelf-life