dessert, n.All

Dessert is, without chocolate, just empty calories

Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessertHe was already stuffed

Dessert stomach' is a real thing, because he sugar in sweet foods stimulates a reflex that actually expands your stomach.

Dessert is stressed spelled backwards.

What happened when two monkeys fought over the banana?Banana split

Why don’t teddy bears eat dessertThey’re always stuffed

Dessert is best when consisting of cheese — after cheese comes nothing.

Dessert is a type of food that is not meant to be shared.

Dessert is, when without cheese, like a beauty with only one eye.

Dessert is like a mistress. It is bad for you, so if you are having one, you might as well have two.

Dessert is eaten only by those who are clearly not drinking enough.

Dessert is the best part of dinner which usually arrives when you can't eat any more.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?Because she was stuffed