gas station, n.All

Why did the blonde spend all day at the service station?The sign on the bathroom read, "Clean Restrooms." So she did.

A Gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids.

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

The Gas station , in the olden days, was bales of hay.

A Gas station is a place where you fill the car and drain the family.