nonsense question, n.All

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

If a midget smokes weed, does he get medium?

Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?

At what age is it appropriate to tell my dogs that they’re adopted?

What if April Fools Day doesn’t exist and it’s been the longest prank in history?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?