Take Your Breath Away

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is like a periscope that enables one to see the horizon in the wild savannah.

Giraffes are like periscopes that enable one to see the horizon in the wild savannah.

is an animal that would have a lot of time to think about its mistakes when it's sinking into quicksand.

is an animal that would likely take a long time to throw up.

Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up?

Giraffes are kinda like periscopes for themselves.

is not an animal that can easily swallow his pride.

It takes a long time for a giraffe to swallow his pride.

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