zoo, n.All

A Zoo is like a creepy bestial strip club where you look at a bunch of depressed creatures in cages that you aren't allowed to cuddle with.

Zoo is a refuge of animals from zealous Nature lovers.

I went to the zoo the other day, but all it had was a dog in a cageIt was a shih tzu

The Zoo is a place devised for animals to study the habits of human beings.

The Zoo is to nature as church is to God.

A Zoo is a prison.

Tigers are highly endangered --- More Siberian tigers live in zoos than in the wild.

The Zoo is essentially liberal utopia: free food, shelter, health care, security, zero freedom

The Zoo is an excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

A Zoo is like a circus only lazier and less talented.