giving birth

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is not an experience the father can really ever share in . . .  unless he is opening an umbrella up his ass.

You have this myth, as the father, that if you're there at the birth, you're sharing the birthing experience. Unless you're opening an umbrella up your ass, I don't think so.

is like taking one car jack, inserting into rectum, pump to maximum height and replacing it with a jack-hammer.

To simulate the birth experience, take one car jack, insert into rectum, pump to maximum height and replace with a jack-hammer. And that would be a good birth.

is a lot like wrenching someone from a Phish concert.

is something like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

is something like pushing a piano through a transom.

is a transformation and it doesn't matter whether you've had eight babies before.  It's still a transformation the next time you have another baby, because you are no longer the same woman you were before you had that baby.

Giving birth is a transformation and it doesn't matter whether you've had eight babies before.  It's still a transformation the next time you have another baby, because you are no longer the same woman you were before you had that baby.

is not a matter of pushing, expelling the baby, but of yielding, surrendering to birth energy.

Giving birth is not a matter of pushing, expelling the baby, but of yielding, surrendering to birth energy.

giving birth, n.All

giving birth