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A Grapefruit is a lemon who saw an opportunity and took it.

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Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?

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The Grapefruit is a fruit that succeeds in getting into the public eye.

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Grapefruit is a cold shower one takes for breakfast.

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Why did the grapefruit get kicked out of the chorus?He kept hitting sour notes

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There are only 3 original citrus fruits: pommelo, citron and mandarin. Most other citrus fruits are hybrdis of these 3 (eg. orange= pommelo x mandarin)

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A Grapefruit is an orange that went to Lemon University

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The grapefruit gets its name from the way it grows in clusters like grapes on a vine

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The Grapefruit is a lemon that had a chance and took advantage of it.

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The Grapefruit is named after the way it grows - in bunches like grapes.

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