gymnastics, n.All

Gymnastics comes from a Greek word meaning 'athletics' and 'naked' (gumnós), because many Greek athletes would train naked for the Olympic games.

Gymnastics is basically a straight pathway to arthritis

Gymnastics is Cirque du Soleil without the production lighting.

Gymnastics is just stripper school.

Gymnastics is basically just controlled falling

Gymnastics is basically a celebration of child slavery.

Gymnastics is ballet with less gravity

Gymnastics is basically making your body do everything that it's not supposed to do

Gymnastics is basically just terrorizing children until they are literally so tense that they spontaneously become acrobats