gynecologist, n.All

Gynecologist is like a pizza delivery guy. Both can sniff, but not taste.

A Gynecologist is a person who, when wallpapering the hallway of their home, does it through the front door letter box.

A Gynecologist is a man who will look in your vagina but never in your eyes.

The Gynecologist is not a womanizer or cynic. On the contrary, they deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of.

A Gynecologist is never too worried about going deaf because he's able to read lips.

HOW DOES A WOMAN SCARE A GYNECOLOGIST?By becoming a ventriloquist

What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?A Genealogist looks up your family tree, whereas a Gynecologist looks up your family bush

A Gynecologist is like a pizza delivery man in this: They both get to smell the goods but neither get to eat them

What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?They both have to smell it, but they don’t get to eat it

A Gynecologist is a person with long slender fingers and no sense of smell

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?A wet nose

[gynecologist casually chatting in his office with a woman he's having an affair with] “Oh no, My wife! Quick, take off your clothes and spread your legs, otherwise she might think there is some nonsense going on!”

A Gynecologist is, when a male, like going to a mechanic who doesn't own his own car.