class reunion

is a meeting where two hundred people hold in their stomachs for five hours while writing down the names and addresses of friends they'll never contact.

A class reunion is a meeting where two hundred people hold in their stomachs for five hours while writing down the names and addresses of friends they'll never contact.

is a gathering where you come to the conclusion that most of the people your age seem to be a lot older than you are.

A class reunion is a gathering where you come to the conclusion that most of the people your age seem to be a lot older than you are.

is when nothing helps you recognize your old classmates as much as their nametags.

A class reunion is when nothing helps you recognize your old classmates as much as their nametags.

is where everybody gets together to see who is falling apart.

A class reunion is where everybody gets together to see who is falling apart.

is only satisfying if you discover all your former classmates have bigger problems than yours.

A satisfying class reunion is one where you discover all your former classmates have bigger problems than yours.

is a meeting where it takes one only 20 seconds to realize why one hasn't seen those people for 20 years

is a periodic gathering of elderly adolescents, promising a wistful glimpse of our first love, an opportunity to resurrect ancient banter with old cronies, and the joy of discovering who has failed more miserably or aged more absurdly than we have.

A periodic gathering of elderly adolescents, promising a wistful glimpse of our first love, an opportunity to resurrect ancient banter with old cronies, and the joy of 42 discovering who has failed more miserably or aged more absurdly than we have.

is a meeting where three hundred people hold in their stomachs for four hours while writing down the names and addresses of friends they'll never contact.

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class reunion