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I play a lot of catch with my kidsThis time it was a sinus infection
I play a lot of catch with my kidsThis time it was a sinus infection

Shaving causes acne by irritating the skin, spreading bacteria, and thus causing hair follicle infection
Pus is simply a buildup of white blood cells that died while fighting an infection.
Why did the wizard have to go to the hospital?For his staff infection