hand sanitizer, n.All

Hand sanitizer is listerine for your hands

Hand sanitizer is paper-cut-locator gel.

Hand sanitizer is a good emergency deodorant.

Hand sanitizer is a quick-and-dirty vaccine.

Hand sanitizer is like letting your immune system ride the elevator

Hand sanitizer is a stuff that could be marketed as paper cut finder.

Hand sanitizer is a stuff whose main ingredient is paranoia.

Hand sanitizer is a poor man's lava lamp.

Hand sanitizer is not an alternative to washing your hands. Doing so is like spraying febreeze on your clothes instead of washing them.