parenting, n.All

I looked out the window and it was raining really hard. "Fuck it," I told myself, "I'm not going out in that" . . ."I'll pick the kids up from school tomorrow."

That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdomand you're like, "Honey, I don't even know what day of the week it is."

Parenting is like living in a frat house: Nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

Parenting is difficult — children are monsters.

Becoming a parent is greatIt's almost as good as not becoming one

I don't show any favoritism to my childrenI love Tommy and not-Tommy exactly the same

Parenting is having your heart go walking around outside your body.

Parenting is like reading a very long mystery story... you have to wait for a generation to see how it turns out.

Parenting is a matter of making conscious activities unconscious.

Parenting is an uncertain thing... success is reached only after a life of battle and worry.

Parenting is only when we're talking to them that our kids aren't listening.

Parenting is just as much a father's responsibility but the most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.