oyster, n.All

Oyster is a food better left uneaten as it is not so much dead as sick or wounded.

An Oyster is a slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails.

An Oyster is a fish that's built like a nut.

The Oyster is a strange food. T'was a bold man indeed who first ate one.

The Oyster is just a drinkable clam

The Oyster is just a meat nut

The Oyster is a fish built like a nut.

An Oyster is cold mucus on a half-shell.

Oysters are able to change from one gender to another and back again