kleenex, n.All

Kleenex is a company that profits off of sickness, sadness and shame.

A Kleenex is a booger blanket

Kleenex is sneeze paper

Kleenex is a completely different object depending on whether it is being used by a man or a woman. Women sitting down to watch a show with a box of tissues is very different than a guy sitting down to watch a show with a box of tissues.

How do you make a tissue dance?You put a little boogie in it