cold (flu), n.All

the common cold is caused by over 100 different viruses

Why didn't the chin like the nose?It seemed really stuffy

How did covid spread through the crowd?It flu

I have so much allergy medicine in my body right now that I could probably sell myself to a meth lab.

A Cold (flu) is like being on a period - you use way too much paper and your mood changes like thousand times per day.

Cold (flu) is that in which the air gains in attacking virtues, it becomes spiritualized and dehumanized.

A Cold (flu) is an ailment that wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of your friends.

A Cold (flu) is like having the plague except not as bad and you're kinda sniffily and you don't die in the end

A Cold (flu) is like being drunk and hungover at the same time.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?he starts coffin

1/6 people suffer from common colds, does that mean 5/6 enjoy it?

What do you call an espresso with a cold?Coughee

Why did the cow stay home with a cold?She was milking it for all it was worth

A Cold (flu) is like being half drunk with none of the perks and all of the misery

Cold (flu) is symbolically to being in the situation of, or longing for, solitude or exaltation.

A Cold (flu) is like being a drug addict. You’re spaced out but you feel shitty at the same time, food is unappealing, and you’re probably going to pass out unexpectedly and wake up at 3PM in a pool of fever sweat.