labor day, n.All

Labor day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.

What do hogs do on Labor Day?Go on pig-nics

Labor day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken.

Labor day is a day when no one does any.