picnic, n.All

A Picnic is thing whose best part is its postponement.

The Picnic is all about choosing the right spot. best place for a picnic is always just a little further on.

The Picnic is an event where people have their outings while ants have their innings.

What do hogs do on Labor Day?Go on pig-nics

A Picnic is an ant’s lunch.

A Picnic is an event where it's wise to remember that the seeds in raspberry jam never wiggle.

A Picnic is thing whose best spot is always just a little further on.

Picnic is a meal eaten more than 50 yards from the nearest toilet.