lesbian, n.All

A Lesbian is a quaint euphemism for a woman who resists the intrusion of a man into her private affairs but concurs with his taste in sex partners.

A Lesbian is just another damn woman trying to do a man's job.

A Lesbian is an ideal house-guest: no mess, short grunts instead of conversation, and they spend most of their time outside chopping wood and smoking pipes.

The Lesbian is the archtypical feminist, because she's not into men she's the independent woman par excellence.

A Lesbian is a mannish depressive with delusions of gender.

A Lesbian is a sleeping bag with legs.