libertarian, n.All

A Libertarian is a political oxymoron insofar as he is a believer in a government strong enough to protect people from external and internal enemies and weak enough to not threaten the autonomy of free and responsible individuals.

A Libertarian is fiscally conservative and socially awkward

A Libertarian is just an anarchist on the gold standard.

What's a Libertarian's favorite salad?Lettuce alone

A Libertarian is an anarchist who wants police protection from their slaves.