liberal, n.All

A Liberal is a person who holds that cruelty is the worst thing we do.

A Liberal is a person who can't take his own side in an argument.

A Liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.

A Liberal is a conservative who's been arrested, just as a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

A Liberal is a man whose actions speak softer than words.

A Liberal is a person who believes in the bright, infinite future.

A Liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

A Liberal is a person that looks forward, not backward.