life insurance, n.All

Life insurance is a form of gambling in which we bet against our chance of escaping disaster and win only when we lose.

Life insurance keeps you poor all your life so you can die rich.

When a Google employee dies, their spouse receives half pay from the company for ten years, and their kids get $1,000 per month until they turn 19.

Life insurance is the last thing on earth a man wants, but it's too late then.

Life insurance is the only game in which you have to die to win.

Life insurance is like a football game - our relatives sit around and wait for us to "kick off."

Life insurance is a term (coined by the greatest marketer of all time) for a plan that keeps you poor all your life so you can die rich

Life insurance is a form of prevision today so that there will be provision tomorrow.

Apollo astronauts could not get life insurance, so they signed hundreds of envelopes as memorabilia in the event of their death.

Life insurance is a guarantee that no matter how many necessities a person has to forego all through life, death is something to which he can still look forward.