Life insurance is like a football game - our relatives sit around and wait for us to "kick off."
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Life insurance is a term (coined by the greatest marketer of all time) for a plan that keeps you poor all your life so you can die rich
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Life insurance is a form of gambling in which we bet against our chance of escaping disaster and win only when we lose.
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Life insurance is a guarantee that no matter how many necessities a person has to forego all through life, death is something to which he can still look forward.
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