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A limo is basically a hearse for the living

is the same experience to drive as a hearse: you look like a weirdo if you talk to the people in the back a bunch

a limo is basically the same experience to drive as a hearse: you look like a weirdo if you talk to the people in the back a bunch

is like a mullet; business in the front, party in the back.

A limo is like a mullet; business in the front, party in the back.

is like a Crew boat: long, overpriced, useless, and full of douchebags

Limos are like a Crew boat: long, overpriced, useless, and full of douchebags

Limos are like driving around in a giant dick' - Ashton Irwin

limos are like luxurious, mobile carbon footprints.