credit card, n.All

The Credit card is a rebuttal to that age-old idea that 'money can't buy everything.'

A Credit card helps you live within your income and beyond your means.

A Credit card makes buying easier but paying harder.

A Credit card is what you use after you learn that money can't buy everything.

How do you stop a bull from charging?You take away it's credit card!

How do you keep a goat from charging?You take his credit card away

A Credit card is what one uses after they discover that money can't buy everything.

The Credit card is responsible only for putting an end to the practice of a wife going through her husband's pocket for money.

A Credit card is always to be used responsibly, like to buy the things you could never afford otherwise.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?The thief was spending less then his wife

A Credit card is what you use to buy today what you can't afford tomorrow because you're still paying for yesterday.

Credit Card. . . the first credit card was a Diner's Club Card issued in 1950

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?Put it on my bill.