M&M, n.All

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?She kept throwing away the W's.

Why did the M&M go to school?Because he really wanted to be a Smartie

Mars, Inc. refused to let Universal use its M&M products for the 1982 movie "E.T." because they found the E.T. character to be terrifying and ugly.

An M&M is a chocolate lentil.

To burn off the calories from one regular M&M candy, you'd have to walk the length of an entire football field.

M&M's were first made in 1941 during WWII to provide the troops with chocolate on the battlefield without it melting so easily.

An M&M is a chocolate ibuprofen.

An M&M is like a crayon -.they taste the same no matter what color they are.

How do you tell if a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?There are M&M shells all over the kitchen!

M&M's chocolate stands for the initials for its inventors Mars and Murrie