cookie, n.All

The Cookie women bake and men delete.

Cookies add up --- the average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.

How do you tell if a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?There are M&M shells all over the kitchen!

The Cookie is made of butter and love.

A Cookie is the standard method for converting sugar, flour, and butter into body fat.

Chocolate Chip Cookies didn’t exist until 1938.

Why did the cookie have to go to the doctor?It was feeling crummy