calorie, n.All

Sleeping burns more calories than watching TV

A Calorie is a Tiny creature that lives in your closet and sews your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

Gum is a work out of sorts --- You burn about 20 calories per hour chewing gum

Calories are burned by just standing. A 150-pound person can burn 114 calories per hour just standing.

If snow is made of water and water has no calories, then how come snowmen are fat?

Avocados have the most calories of any other fruit

The Calorie is the main construction material of our day.

A Calorie is a little unit that measures how good a particular food tastes.

Kissing is good exercise --- a 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories

Calorie is a basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food.