midlife crisis

dad joke

is that moment you realise your children and your clothes are about the same age.

that moment you realise your children and your clothes are about the same age.

is the sickening realization, usually at the onset of middle age, that we've spent the past twenty years buttoning up into the wrong buttonholes.

The sickening realization, usually at the onset of middle age, that we've spent the past twenty years buttoning up into the wrong buttonholes.

is not one of impending mortality, it's one of impending regret.

The crisis of midlife is not one of impending mortality, it's one of impending regret.