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My wife wanted a puppy, But I didn'tSo we compromised and got a puppy
My wife wanted a puppy, But I didn'tSo we compromised and got a puppy

I've often wanted to drown my troubles . . .but I can't get my wife to go swimming
The Battle of the sexes is a war in which thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.
The Battle of the sexes is never going to be won; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.



If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix itThere's no need to remind him about it every six months
