monday, n.All

Monday is a prototype for Hell

Monday is, as the first day of the week, a day that always has something of a day of birth.

Monday is not really a day that anybody hates. It's just that a lot of people hate their jobs.

Monday is a day that, in each case, is willing to cede its place to Tuesday.

Most people break up on Mondays.

Monday is victim of Sunday.

Monday is the day that morns.

Monday is the only day of the week with an anagram: dynamo

Monday is the day when many a girl goes to work with her sleep showing.

Monday is an awful way to spend one-?seventh of your life.