divorce, n.All

Divorce is a reflection not so much of the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.

A Divorce is like an amputation: One survives it, but there's less of you.

My wife left me, saying I'm insaneI don't care, she doesn't exist anyway

The wife and I just got divorced. We split the houseI got the outside

Divorce is from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Divorce is historically speaking, probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

My wife is leaving me for being a terrible lawyerI couldn't defend myself

My wife left me for treating her like a childI told her she just earned herself five minutes on the naughty step

My wife left me, claiming I'm full of myselfAnyway that's enough about her

Divorce is expensive... with alimony it is essentially ripping your heart out through your wallet.

My wife left, saying I'm overly literal and to stop it by "any means necessary.""No it doesn't," I said.

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that the nuclear unit is gone.

My wife left me. She called me a 'smug bastard.'I just ran out of the house and drove away - in my new Mercedes - nineteen-inch rims

Divorce is like a side dish that nobody remembers having ordered.

Divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted adam to pay alimony to eve, not steve.