nerd, n.All

A Nerd is someone who will be attractive, smart, and super rich in the future.

So weird that I can't seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluentlyEnglish and Klingon

A Nerd is one who finds refuge in personal computers and ranks mathematics above style in the eternal hierarchies.

The Nerd is someone who, before the internet, was getting bullied. After the internet, they became the bullies.

A Nerd is simply someone who thinks exceedingly inside the box.

A Nerd's IQ exceeds his weight.

A Nerd is a poor ungainly misfit, usually a male adolescent, who is scorned and ostracized by his peers for failure to cultivate a sexually knowing persona-until he graduates from engineering school and secures his first job at twice their salary.