dating, n.All

Dating is a combination ofliking someone and trying to piss off the last person you were with

Dating is that period of time during which a girl decides whether she can do any better.

I dated a girl with a lazy eye onceIt turns out she was seeing someone else on the side

Dating is, when long distance, basically a platinum level Patreon subscription.

I went to this new French restaurant on a blind dateShe had frog's legs and chicken breasts but her personality was absolutely fantastic

Dating is a constant cycle of being reminded you're better than everyone

Dating is a bunch of people yelling at you for not having seen their favorite movies

Dating is best when done with employees because you don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

So weird that I can't seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluentlyEnglish and Klingon

Dating is pressure and tension... a job interview that lasts all night.

I only go out with fat womenI do it so I can tell people I've been with tons of women

Dating is a balancing act of trying to find someone who’s hella funny but also has a desire to overcome the childhood trauma that led to humor as a coping mechanism

I don't make mistakesI date them