new york style pizza, n.All

New York style pizza is just regular pizza you have to eat real fast or else it swears at you.

New York style pizza is like eating cardboard with grease on top.

New York style pizza is made of tissues and grease.

New York style pizza is just pizza while you get yelled at.

New York style pizza is 98% grease and narcissism.

New York style pizza is just fast food pizza

New York style pizza is long and soggy.

New York style pizza is rat food