chicago style pizza, n.All

Chicago style pizza is almost entirely but not completely not pizza.

Chicago style pizza is dough-bowl soup

Chicago style pizza is tomato soup with a crust.

Chicago style pizza is a butter crust baby pool filled with cheese and sauce, that you really need a snorkle to really appreciate.

Chicago style pizza is really more delicious than New York Pizza but its not really Pizza.

Chicago style pizza is a bread bowl.

Chicago style pizza is lasagna pie.

Chicago style pizza is like euthanasia. It'll put you down like a terrier with hip dysplasia.