cheese, n.All

Cheese is really just rotten butter

France is the largest consumer of cheese per person.

Cheese is just a loaf of milk

Cheese is the corpse of milk, just as a corpse is meat gone bad.

Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality.

Cheese is essential to any desert. A dessert without it is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.

What cheese would you use to entice a bear out of the woods?Camembert

A rash of sausage and cheese panic buying has been sweeping GermanyIt's a Wurst Käse scenario

Cheese is chewable milk.

Cheese is sometimes hazy as to whether it is imported or deported from Italy.

Cheese is really just salty milk