panda, n.All

The Panda is living proof that you can be fat by just eating salad.

Pandas can spend as much as 16 hours a day eating

Pandas are only found in China. Any Panda seen outside of China is on loan.

The giant panda can eat up to 83 lbs of bamboo a day

The Panda is a goth polar bear.

Pandas spend 12 hours a day eating bamboo

The Panda is a little drunk person

The Panda is a tree hobo.

The Panda is a big ol' sack of lazy.

Pandas are born small --- a baby panda is smaller than a mouse at birth.

The Panda is a polar bear in black face.