A Paycheck is a reverse mortgage on your life.
A Paycheck has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes story.
A Paycheck is grown-up allowance
A Paycheck is a small bit of compensation for putting up with bullshit all week
A Paycheck is relative — if your boss doesn't pay you what you deserve, be thankful!
A Paycheck is capitalism's version of a participation trophy
A Paycheck is a bribe to build someone else's dream.
A Paycheck is a pizza in disguise.
