pen, n.All

The Pen shares with paper a great love of stories.

How does a pig write home?With a pigpen

A Pen is a printer, hooked straight to one's brain.

The Pen is a formidable weapon, but a man can kill himself with it a great deal more easily than he can other people.

The Pen is an instrument that writes, and having writ, blots.

The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for $12.00.

My pencil isn’t prone to making Freudian Slipsbut my pen-is

The Pen is that mighty instrument of little men.

A Pen is the tongue of the hand - a silent utterer of words for the eye.

The Pen is the tongue of the soul.

What did the paper say to the pen?“You’re inkredible!”

A Pen is a cowardly way to score.