ink, n.All

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?The Ink-redible Hulk

Ink is nothing but a villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.

Ink is a stuff whose properties are peculiar and contradictory: it may be used to make reputations and unmake them; to blacken them and to make them white.

Ink is the transcript of thought.

Ink is the liquid which renders thought visible and reason communicable: and of course the greatest enemy to the XXXXX.

What did the paper say to the pen?“You’re inkredible!”

Ink is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.

Ink is the blood of the printing press.

Ink is a villainous compound chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime.

Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”Because it was always running out of the pen

Ink is most generally and acceptably employed as a mortar to bind together the stones of an edifice of fame, and as a whitewash to conceal afterward the rascal quality of the material.