pharmacist, n.All

A Pharmacist is a bartender who listens to your problems and knows when to cut you off.

A Pharmacist is a drug dealer for large corporate scientists.

A Pharmacist is a bartender with an unlimited inventory.

A Pharmacist is a drug dealer who went to college

A Pharmacist is the physician's accomplice, the undertaker's benefactor, and the worms provider

A Pharmacist is a bartender with chemicals.

A Pharmacist is a drug dealer who stayed in school.

A Pharmacist is a doctor of drugs.