platonic love, n.All

Platonic love is love from the neck up.

Why did Venus dump Mars?She only wanted a pluto-nic relationship

Philosophy is an excellent form of contraception. Try talking to women about it at a bar and your relationship will suddenly become very Platonic.

Platonic love is a volcano without eruptions.

Platonic love is a fool's name for the affection between a disability and a frost.

Platonic love is the gun that makes out it isn't loaded.

Platonic love is being invited into the wine cellar for a sip of pop.

Platonic love is the interval between the introduction and first kiss.

Platonic love is holding the eggshells while somebody else eats the omelette.

Platonic love is where a lovely friend never turns into a friendly lover.