contraception, n.All

Philosophy is an excellent form of contraception. Try talking to women about it at a bar and your relationship will suddenly become very Platonic.

Contraception is unfairly maligned by Catholics — it makes little sense why it is forbidden to resort to chemistry (contraception), but not physics (coitus interruptus).

Contraception is best not given away by contraception companies as part of safe sex campaigns. To do so is like giving grants to tobacco companies to teach students 'low-risk' forms of smoking on the grounds that 'kids are going to smoke anyway.'

Contraception 1s 2ral form is a woman saying 'no'.

Contraception is wise — it takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it

Contraception is an invention, after the introduction of which, sex was suddenly made into a hobby.

Contraception is most suitably used on every conceivable occasion.

Contraception should be something men take because it makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.