pumpkin

dad joke

repair

surprise

gourd

fruit

trivia

costume

cunnilingus

Halloween

October

September

colonoscopy

student debt

advice

one-liner

apple

autumn

gardening

Halloween decorations

Thanksgiving

grocery store

pumpkin pie

dachshund

jack-o'-lantern

adoption

premature ejaculation

barber

Trick or Treat

hot pepper

chili pepper

is the only living organism with triangle eyes.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

is a word one can't take seriously, or ignore. It takes ahold of ones head.

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You can't take it seriously. But you can't ignore it, either. It takes ahold of your head and that's it. You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am.

is the most beautiful crop. it's an absolutely gourd-geous vegetable.

New Hampshire

pumpkin, n.All

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