relative, n.All

The Relative is but a grotesque caricature of oneself.

Relative is people that you call on, or that call on you, according to whether they are rich or poor.

A Relative is a person who lives too near and dies too seldom.

A Relative is simply a tedious pack of people who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.

The Relative is kept close by your money — the day your horse dies and your money's gone, your relatives change to strangers

A Relative is a lot like a pigeon -- they show up uninvited in your garden and eat food that isn't meant for them

A Relative is a person we do not like because we can't stand other people having the same fault as ourselves.

Relative is a tedious pack of people who haven’t the remotest knowledge of how to live nor the smallest instinct about when to die